Screaming 'I'm back!' with an exaggerated, grabby outfit would have been all too easy.
It's time for another royal wedding at Windsor Castle - but this time it's less of a global TV spectacle and more of a family affair.
Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter Princess Eugenie married Jack Brooksbank at Windsor Castle on Friday in front of celebrities and Britain's senior royals including Prince Harry and wife Meghan who Wednesday at the same venue in May.
Royal wedding merchandise fill the windows - but they feature Harry and Meghan Markle, who also married at Windsor Castle in May in a spectacular, globally televised ceremony.
Eugenie and Jack will exchange vows at the same venue where her cousin, Prince Harry, married Meghan Markle almost five months ago, so we already have an idea of what the ceremony will look like.More news: Stardew Valley Heads to iOS on October 24, Android Soon After
Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York, are divorced, but remain close and have been seen together, including at Royal Ascot in 2015, along with their daughters, Princess Eugenie, centre, and Princess Beatrice, far right. Eugenie's father, Prince Andrew, is a patron of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.
In a television interview ahead of the wedding, Jack paid tribute to his future wife, calling her a "bright shining light".
They will then take an open-top carriage ride through Windsor, although it will be shorter than the one Harry and Meghan took in May.
This is why at many events we see Harry and Meghan standing slightly behind Wills and Kate.
Brooksbank and Eugenie have dated for many years. Charity guests and 1,200 members of the public have been invited into the grounds for the occasion.
I hate to break it to you, but it looks like we've been messing up the pronunciation of our royal bride's name this entire time.